A launchpad that runs on Bitcoin's clock. One coin per block, ten minutes apart, and the block height becomes that coin's serial number. Miss your block and you wait for the next one.

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one reservation per block · first come, first served
every one of these was a slot
Every Bitcoin block opens exactly one launch slot. It fills or it goes empty. There is never a second one in the same block.
Slots go first come, first served. If the next block is already taken you are offered the one after it. No auction, no paying to skip the line.
Your coin is stamped with the block it launched in. That number already exists, it is public, and it can never be issued to anything else.
The chain sets the pace. Not the pad, not a queue you can buy your way up. Everyone gets the same ten minutes.
all of them
For reference: the big Solana pads clear roughly 30,000 launches a day. This one cannot physically do more than 144, because it would have to change Bitcoin to do it.
the pad's own coin
$SATS is the coin of the pad itself. It is not a governance token and it does not vote on anything. Every coin launched here pays a flat fee, and a fixed share of that fee is spent buying $SATS on the open market.
A pad that launches 30,000 coins a day earns on volume and buries every launch in noise. A pad that can only launch 144 earns on scarcity — each slot is worth more to the person taking it, and each one is visible. The cap is the product, and the fee from every filled slot flows to the same place.
not launched yet